Friday, August 21, 2009

Inglourious Basterds - Movie Review

When I was in high-school, I was just beginning to learn what it was all about. I, frankly, had no idea what I was looking at when I saw the first trailer to Kill Bill Volume 1. I thought, perhaps, I was looking at just a
nother action film. Sword Play? What else? I just didn’t know. And I didn’t know what all the excitement was about when Brett Sullivan and Camillo Alvear were downright giddy over the release of Volume 2. To just about anyone on campus - these characters, Ian Nunley, Kenny Hawley and Jack Reynolds not excluded, were THE FILM CRITICS. These kids had some seriously good taste in movies - and, in true Foothill Technology Highschool style, a killer combination of brains and talent to back up their opinions. These were the kids that always took the assignment to the next level. Not only that - they were already forging indie films; playing with motion, pacing, suspense, cinematography and dramatic tension. So, later, when I finally took the time to sit down and absorb Tarantino’s films... I did so with their perspectives and good taste in mind. Late
r, in college, when I had my first taste of the sticky greens- my evening was met with a finally of watching Pulp Fiction... quietly... by myself... in my room. Up until this point I hadn’t really enjoyed myself. It would not be until later that I would come to enjoy being ripped from the fabric of consensus reality and entering the realm of the shaman. And, I can say with certainty, no other group of chemicals effects me quite as profoundly as the ickiest of the dankiest. That shit STILL throws me for big loops.
But the terrifying, heart-racing madness of the evening all changed when I went to lay down and watch Pulp Fiction. Depth perception sent awry - I was put face to face with Samuel L. Jackson and forced to savour every syllable as he lay his wrath upon a quivering Brad. I had fallen in love. From then on, I could not help but feel complete satisfactions in Tarantino’s long and involved dialogue sequences. They were to be enjoyed for their every nuance and juxtaposed against events entirely unpredictable - both thrilling and brutal. Nobody else made films that satisfied as deeply.
So, when I say that last night “my Tarantino experience came full circle,” I can only wish that others be privileged enough to watch this film in the company of good friends that share a common appreciation for everything good a Tarantino movie can be. I would like to thank these characters, specifically Camillo and Brett - for kicking off the night for me and, in return - I plan to greet you with much gratitude and the ut
most “reciprocation.”
Inglourious Basterds begins with a breathtaking scene. The shots are colorful, symbolic and deeply indulgent in terms of physical depth and creative use of background. It is not uncommon in this film to notice how either background imagery or sound is influencing the meaning of the events in the fore. Sometimes it is a face, perhaps a barking dog - or maybe, in the case of the opening scene, a panning of the french country side through a series of small windows, giving the audience a chance to see a wide panoramic shot of what is “going on outside” without ever leaving the room in which the dialogue is taking place. So, when the lady of the property gracefully moves her hanging laundry to reveal a noticeably black coated party of Nazi soldiers on a long, rising and falling, trail, through the green rolling hills gently kissing the blue sky, right to the front door - you know that this film is going to be visually arresting because of it’s sheer beauty, careful attention to detail and teeth-grinding tension. Over and over - you will have both your senses and your poetic “sensibility” indulged. Oh, and “behind the scenes” sort of people - the costumes are AWESOME! I loved the clothing. The Nazi’s look like motherfucking nazis. Wunderbar!
The dialogue in Inglourious Basterds is much more meaningful and, dare I even say, more immediately relevant to the plot than other Tarantino films. Still though, classic Tarantino dialogue. The intensity and subtleties that the actors express are riveting and the entire mood of a scene can change with the drop of a sentence. At first, the audience was put in the uncomfortable position of deciding when it was
appropriate to
laugh and when it was appropriate to sit, hands sweating, at the edge of one’s seat in complete anticipation of the outcome. Tarantino, as opposed to switching scenes entirely, switches up emotions and brings the audience through a trail of ups and downs, switching from the comical to the dramatic at the drop of a hat. I suspect that not all critics will appreciate this - as it seems inappropriate to bring laughter into a scene when the lives of innocent people are so... deliciously at risk of complete slaughter.
I say to these critics: Fuck em’.
Like life, this movie will throw you a full spectrum of emotions - and it is not uncommon to juxtapose them rapidly at a pace
which keeps the two and a half hour movie fresh and unpredictable. It is impossible to watch a scene with any sort of certainty as to how you should feel or what you should expect - so you are left with no expectations - completely at the mercy of Tarantino’s baffling shifts of whit, use of almost comical amounts of gore, of violence, and his “more traditional” approach to cinematic “high art.” At it’s campiest: Kill Bill. At it’s most dramatic: Shindler’s List.
And it works. Oh my gods, does it work.
Tarantino is delightfully shameless in his use of mashing up classical film-making techniques you’d expect to find in classics like Casablanca with over-dubbing you might expect in a Kung Fu movie.
Once again, you fucking high-nosed tools of Satan’s media: It works.
When you’re through seeing the film - you’ve experienced a feeling of catharsis - as one is left to wonder: “Is that really what I wanted to see at the end of Escape from Sobibor and Shindler’s List? Isn’t that what I really wanted to see at the end of Saving Private Ryan?” The answer is “yeah.” As a kid, you were always wondering how cool it would be to run into a room full of high ranking Nazi officials and just “do it.” Just, shamelessly “do it.” The same way, they “did it” to all those innocent humans. Finally, the shit hits the fan for the Nazi party. And it feels amazing.
If you thought that this movie was too violent or that the shameless murder of Nazi’s is anything less than psychologically liberating - you’re a tool. You’re a tool and you have no idea how much bitter atrocity and suffering that war caused and you are a fool for thinking that we don’t deserve to see fascism die a poetic and thrillingly over indulgent death on the big, huge, gigantic silver screen. After a childhood of History channel - I personally needed to see this this movie. After studying the heart-wrenching battles on the Eastern Front, the combat between Stalin’s USSR and Hitler’s Nazi Germany, you cannot help but pump your fist in total, rock-concert-esque glory at some points in this film. There was nothing good about the Nazis or their outlook on what it meant to be a human - and frankly, although the symbolism and outfits have changed, that mentality lives in so many dark corners of America, that, to me, this film speaks to the ailing heart. This is a feeling that I can only conclude I share with Tarantino. I say this because there are multiple references to the German viewpoint of how Americans treated the “lesser races” and the “slaves” of “their” country. The Nazis call it like it is - giving rise to the darkness in all of our hearts and pull it onto the screen so that it might be mangled, burned, shot and DESTROYED! I mean, really - how many REALLY AWESOME World War 2 movies are there? LOTS. How many movies indulge that little voice that says: “wouldn’t it be great if...?” Oh yeah. ONE. And this movie is called Inglourious Basterds.
10/10

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Response from the Governator

A few months ago I wrote a letter to the Governator thanking him for pressing an audit into the California State Budget. I thanked him for expressing a need for fiscal honesty and the integrity of those who are responsible for yadi yadi whatever. I just got a response:

Give it a click.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Open Carry


"It's a political statement," he told The Boston Globe. "If you don't use your rights, then you lose your rights."
That statement was pulled from an AP article posted on Yahoo! covering the completely shocking details of a protest outside where the President was giving a speech. If you don't know, about a dozen of the protesters were openly carrying firearms as they demonstrated, including one AR-15.

Shocking, right? Guns around masses of people? The article cites a lot of people who seem to be concerned about gun-owners practicing their right to carry. Apparently it's a pretty touchy subject, especially so when it involves people in close proximity to each other and political events. Damn. I'm glad that the police have always been responsible enough to be the only side of the line that is authorized, in most places, to carry firearms. Oh, wait.

I live in a city in Colorado where open-carry is legal, but I've never seen it. I'd love to see it. I'd love to see it every time I went out. I'd love to see a stocked holster on every person's hip as they emerged from their car. It's not socially acceptable right now and you know that a majority of suburban mothers would feel it in their hearts to shun the person carrying as they KNOW that somebody's stupid kid will blast his friends face off and onto the wall, or $300 Slim PS3. Good deal, eh? If I hadn't already bought one, I'd head over to Sears aaaaaand - probably just buy a drill-press. Oh look, my birthday is coming up... Anyone? Anyone?

People probably won't fuck with you if they are uncertain, and I mean uncertain in the context of carrying being an option, if they are uncertain that you're carrying. I'm a pretty skinny fellow: 130lbs and 68" and I carry a knife with me about 75% of the time. I'd carry a firearm if I had one, and I'd make certain my wife carried as well if she weren't a mother dead-set on having none in our home, explaining why I don't. Am I concerned that something will happen to us while we're out, while we're at home? Not really, although if my son or my wife and I were threatened, I wouldn't hesitate to blast somebody's fucking skull off of their neck. I'd carry more on principle, one of the few ways that I'd feel proud to be an American. And yeah, there is always that chance. I may as well mention, target shooting and sport hunting are actually a pretty good time.

I find it inspiring when people break social norms an execute their personal rights as granted by the Constitution. Like tits on TV - firearms are good to see shown off around town, pretty reasonable and not as offensive as people make it out to be, but it's just not normal to see in cities. The more exposure to publicly displayed firearms that people receive then the less shocking it will be, just like breasts.

I praise people who promote freedom through protest, even when carrying firearms is perfectly within legal boundaries so it shouldn't be considered protest! I don't intend to focus entirely on gun-rights, which, along with the fact that I'm terrible at writing essays, only wrote this as commentary to something that I read online. Outlaw guns, and only the outlaws will have guns.


Oh shit, I just read up on the Colorado laws: it's a misdemeanor to carry a concealed knife, I think. I should read more into it.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Common Sense

As posted by Publius:

America isn't ready for a third party because apparently we're not ready for any party. Neither party represents the people - or reflects the struggle that it means to be an American today. It's all a dog and pony show to aggrandize themselves and produce more money for the people that keep them in power. The Americans choose to, as Thomas Paine wrote in Common Sense, to suffer the suffer able because it is preferred to making any sort of uncomfortable change. Americans have no imagination and absolutely no clue how to create a healthy republic because they have lost their capacity for understanding a larger idea than their bills and their car and keeping their daughter's boyfriend's penis in his pants. They, quite simply, cannot imagine life being any different than it is - and certainly have no higher aspirations for their country or the world as a whole. They are oblivious to the idea that they are citizens of the world, or the cosmos for that matter.

The election of Barrack Obama by the same people who voted "Yes on 8" to REMOVE the constitutional civil rights of a minority group (using the majority vote) is the finest evidence we have for proving that America understands NOTHING but clever marketing. For clarification, you can dress up the election of the first black president as a step towards civil rights - but it be only a total FARCE because the same voting base voted to REMOVE the civil rights of a minority group on the same ballot. Those people who voted Barrack Obama can cry and chant and sing "we will overcome" all day- but it's because they have a deep emotional connection to commercials and television personalities. They cry because they must. They cry and faun over Barrack Obama because they MUST convince themselves they are apart of "change." They do this because they have been denied "change" and have been denied a revolution in their heart and their country. This is merely the next toke of the cigarette to get them through the day.

They can sing "we will overcome" but it does not stem from a deep and intelligent empathy for the blacks that broke their back growing our tobacco and picking our cotton to sustain the economy of a fledgling America. It is not out of joy for overcoming slavery because slavery HAS NOT BEEN OVERCOME. Those same idiots dress themselves in the blood of children who create their clothing over seas. They are the overseer and the slave driver trying to atone for their sins in some sort of idiotic consumerist-religious experience. They are the leather-necked slave driver in church on Sunday speaking in tongues to Jesus Christ. They are idiots and have lost their way.

We're doomed unless a miracle happens to change the spiritual fiber of this world. Doomed.

But that's o.k. They'll all die someday and come face to face with the hell they had created in their human heart... with only the bittersweet familiarity of death and cosmic unity to greet their temporary and fleeting ignorance. They will be ashamed and return to try again... as we've been doing for a while. "lol, oops, fucked that one up - better give it another cycle."

Friday, August 14, 2009

DISTRICT 9 - Movie Review

So. I can’t say I expected much from District 9. Rumor had been going around that it was created by the same team tasked to produce the Halo movie before negotiations fell through. Frankly, I’ve never been impressed by Halo. I’ve always seen Halo as a (albeit expertly designed) testosterone infused clone of Unreal Tournament featuring gratuitously shiny, rigid and sterile character models that resemble football players shooting super soakers. So, needless to say, I really wasn’t expecting much from District 9 either - as I expected to see a bunch of brain-dead, muscle-milk drinking space marines shooting it out with a horde of brain-dead, muscle-milk drinking aliens.


Baring my expectations in mind - I made damn sure to be pretty well intoxicated before entering the movie theater. It was a midnight showing (my favorite) and the lines were practically non-existent. I had 9 fluid ounces of vodka beginning to course through my bloodstream and after a rousing game of Time Crisis 4, was ready to sit down and absorb the film.


Shortly after the opening sequence it became clear that I was going to have to chase all that vodka with my poor expectations of the film... as the audience was forced to lean off the edge of their seat, completely slack-jawed at what they were witnessing on screen. Immediately it was apparent that this movie was not going to disappoint.


The film is shot entirely in what us gamers have come to call “roadie cam” or “CNN cam.” This means that the audience experiences the movie much in the same way they might experience the evening news or, in this case, a riveting documentary. District 9 made masterful use of this format to drive the plot forward using “ interview commentaries” to foreshadow events and simulate a journalistic view of the plot unfolding. Furthermore, the action feels visceral, realistic and - in lieu of the plot - cold and unsettling.


As not to ruin the plot I care only to say that this film deals intelligently with themes of “humanity” and how it relates to betrayal, racism and apartheid. The film goes as far to take glimpses into the gritty and frightening prospect of uncontrolled globalism, military industrial complex and private “security” outfits. Humanity is definitely in some deep shit in this film. Other than that - I don’t care to spoil any of the plot.


As far as entertainment value and action is concerned - it’s top notch. It’s explosive, brutal, satisfying and manages to have moments that are both heart-wrenching and other times downright hilarious.


I care only to continue by saying that DISTRICT 9 is a MODERN SCI-FI MOVIE for a globalized, information age world. This is how we do Sci-Fi in 2009 folks. Finally. There needs to be a sequel because like the evening news, it leaves a lot of ambiguities and mysteries to be revealed. And we want to nom nom on the delicious mysteries.


Go see this film.


9/10

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Bakkheia Republic

As you may now see, the blog is back up. Expect more.

Friday, August 7, 2009

PDS

So as S.Walter.K carries on that fabled Palm Desert enhanced Tanzen dream, picking up a pen at least every other day to scribe ideas to paper, this blog is still defunct. Also among the dead: Bakkheia Republic's Facebook group; good job, everyone, although I don't blame you seeing as how our only true virtual headquarters is still, defunct.