Long story short? It's going down on the internets. Today the New York Times announced that the 4th of July weekend did not only contain the insulting North Korean missile salvo display - but numerous cyber attacks to both American and South Korean networks. Sounds scary right? Well. Sort of. Not nearly as scary as say ZOMBIES!!!
...well, actually...
it mother-fucking-IS.
"In the attack, an army of thousands of “zombie computers” infected by the hackers’ program were ordered to request access to these Web sites simultaneously, causing an overload that caused the sites’ servers to crash, South Korean officials said." (Source: New York Times)
Sounds scary right? The National Intelligence Service was quoted as saying "This is not a simple attack by an individual hacker, but appears to be thoroughly planned and executed by a specific organization or on a state level..." Whoa. That shit sounds serious. There must be some super-cybernetic h4x0r bad-ass mother fuckers out there fuckin' up our shits on the internet!!! Well... actually, if you read closely, a few South Korean government websites really just had a base case of "slow access." Typical symptoms of a Ddos attack. What is a Ddos attack?
Fuck it. Let's see how to do one ourselves.
"the Blue House said in a statement. 'Computer users in some regions still suffer slow or no access at all to our site.'"
What does this all mean? The United States government will be creating a new Cyber Defense Department on the grounds of a few thousand DDoS attacks? Srsly? Isn't that one of things that 4chan users do to disrupt the poorly managed KKK website alongside with the occasional raid on Habbo Hotel? Is it really necessary?
Ok! Maybe it is.
More news on CYBERWAR(!) as time passes. Oh. And Bakkheia Republic is not responsible for any stupid shit you do after watching the embedded youtube video. If you want, you can blame them. They have more money than us. And always will.
Watch out for zombies.
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